The story of Tara Devine and the Venice Beach BID has been told repeatedly and in great detail starting in 2016 when the ultimately successful push to establish this most-despised of Los Angeles BIDs¹ was revived. But the pre-2016 history remains obscure, not least due to zeck dreck Devine’s obstreperous obstructionism with respect to providing public records.²

Of course, everything about this BID is interesting,³ so what a pleasant surprise it was to find in a recent release of goodies⁴ by BIDdological freak show specimen Donald Duckworth a series of emails from 2014 showing that when Mike Bonin first kicked off the Venice Beach BID formation process his staffie Debbie Dyner Harris turned to El Duckworth to hook up with criminal conspirator and founding BIDfather Carl Freaking Lambert to get the job done. Internal evidence strongly suggests that this was the beginning of the modern VBBID formation process.⁵ Strangely, Estela Lopez, the wickedest woman on Skid Row, was also slated to be involved.⁶

The story begins on June 5, 2014 when Debbie Dyner Harris emailed El Duckworth with a little proposition:

Hi Don. I hope all is well. The Councilmember is hosting several property owners and business owners along Ocean Front Walk in Venice at a meeting this Monday, June 9, to discuss creating a BID. He was wondering if you’d be able to attend, to help answer any questions on the creation and operation of a BID, and providing your insight. We will be joined by Miranda Paster of the City Clerk’s office, as well as the founding director and the current president of Central City East’s BID.

Thanks,
Debbie

And turn the page for the rest of the story, along with links to and transcriptions of the evidence!

For reasons of his own, it seems from Debbie Dyner Harris’s next email that El Duckster didn’t answer:

Hi Don, I haven’t heard back from you and wondered if you’ll be able to join us on Monday morning?
Thanks,
Debbie

Duckworth says yes!

Thanks Debbie. I’ll be there for you guys. I’m out if town this weekend so couldn’t respond quickly.

That makes Mike happy, and if Mike ain’t happy, ain’t nobody happy:

that’s great, thanks. Mike will be thrilled. have a great weekend,
Debbie​

And after the meeting it seems that Mike was indeed happy. Debbie thinks things are finally happening!

Hi Don. Thanks so much for coming out this morning. Mike and I greatly appreciate your time and energy. I think there is some actual movement forward!
Debbie

And this makes Mr. Donald Duckworth happy too! Everybody has won and all must have prizes! Along with the voluble response transcribed below, El Duckie sent along a copy of these proprietary pseudo-petitions that he handed out to Carl Lambert and the rest of his co-conspirators at the meeting:

t was my pleasure Debbie. I am a big Mike Bonin supporter and believe that the BID vehicle offers him a great path to progress in CD11. A “Venice Boardwalk BID” is way past due and offers promise for all. I’m happy to help in any way that I can.

Let me know as I can assist further.

The story gets a little more complicated to read at this point because for whatever reason I don’t have exact copies of the emails. They came to me appended to the bottom of fifteen pages of replies found in this June 27, 2014 email from Bonin staffie Mark Grant to El Duckworth. As I’m sure you’re aware, you have to read them up from the bottom. A well-known problem with obtaining emails down in the chain is that, depending on the client, the recipients may be erased. That’s the case with many of these. Anyway, after the meeting with El Duckie on June 9 Carl Lambert went right to work with those bogus petition forms he’d received:

On Wed, Jun 11, 2014 at 3:20 PM, Carl Lambert wrote:

Carl

And Debbie Dyner Harris, she to whom Mike Bonin said get the BID or get lost, she was freaking thrilled by this and told everybody so. This bit of the conversation is interesting independently as it gives us the earliest known list of BID proponents, along with their email addresses:

rom: Debbie DynerHarris [mailto:debbie.dynerharris@lacity.org] Sent: Wednesday, June 11, 2014 3:33 PM
To: Carl Lambert
Cc: Mark Sokol; Chad Molnar; Cecilia Castillo; mark grant; Clabe Hartley; ann@generalrealestate.net; sheumann@sidewalkent.com; jgoodfader@sidewalkent.com; dansinvenice@aol.com; Bryan Dror; ksbriski@aol.com; Jack V. Hoffmann; Mr. Albert Elzas; Anthony O’Carroll; BRIAN JOHNSON; jweinstein@nsbinc.com; Erwin Sokol; HEIDI ROBERTS; Sris Sinnathamby; Brad Neal; Tony Bill; Scott Spector; bunge, Jose (bungejose@yahoo.com); Ottonel Popesco (ottonel.popesco@gmail.com); georgeb@anotek.com; Jeff Harris; Brian Dror; Alexandria; Rick Macaya (rickmacaya@westcapinc.com); Robert Seaver (manager@venicesuites.com); Newhouse, Michael R.; Donna Lasman (donnalasman@sbcglobal.net); Catherine Chevalier (catherine@notmaurice.com); VeniceAleHouse (tom@venicealehouse.com); The AK Hotel Team; Lance Robbins; David Fradin; Laurie Holyoake; Alex
Subject: Re: Ocean Front Walk BID Signed petitions.

Debbie

And then Carl Lambert who, many famous outlaws and criminal conspirators, can’t resist tooting his own whatever passes for a horn in the sordid world of Carl Lambert:

On Wed, Jun 11, 2014 at 3:47 PM, Carl Lambert <carl@lambertinc.com> wrote:

We have over 50 properties that have signed up. Not bad for 48 hours…

Debbie Dyner Harris knows the role she’s meant to play in all this:

From: Debbie DynerHarris [mailto:debbie.dynerharris@lacity.org] Sent: Wednesday, June 11, 2014 4:13 PM
To: Carl Lambert
Subject: Re: Ocean Front Walk BID Signed petitions.

quite impressive, though not a surprise

At this point Carl Lambert is starting to quiver. He wants that BID so, so bad and he can feel it coming together! If only he knew that it would be essentially four years from June 2014 that the BID would start doing any damn thing:

On Wed, Jun 11, 2014 at 4:24 PM, Carl Lambert <carl@lambertinc.com> wrote:

Here are few more. Did you both get the 20 that I sent yesterday? Carl

Miranda Paster has seen it all and, from her tone, she’s evidently not impressed:

On Wed, Jun 11, 2014 at 4:32 PM, Miranda Paster wrote:

Thank you.

Miranda Paster’s job description does not include fluffing BID proponents to keep them camera-ready, but obviously Debbie Dyner Harris’s does:

From: Debbie DynerHarris [mailto:debbie.dynerharris@lacity.org] Sent: Thursday, June 12, 2014 1:44 PM
To: Miranda Paster
Cc: Carl Lambert

Carl, I am happy to meet with you and/or the others to discuss the funding issues as soon as you can. But please know that the Councilmember wants to do our part as soon as humanly possible!

Donald Duckworth is a weirdo, it’s true, but Carl Lambert is both a weirdo and a self-proclaimed comedian:

On Thu, Jun 12, 2014 at 1:46 PM, Carl Lambert <carl@lambertinc.com> wrote:

Just kidding. Tomorrow of [sic] next Thursday.

Debbie Dyner Harris, perennial straight man:

From: Debbie DynerHarris [mailto:debbie.dynerharris@lacity.org] Sent: Thursday, June 12, 2014 4:38 PM
To: Carl Lambert
Subject: Re: Ocean Front Walk BID Signed petitions.

I can do tomorrow late afternoon, like 4 or 4:30 but next Thursday is out- we have an all day staff retreat. and I am gone the entire week following. any other times next week if tomorrow doesn’t work for you?

And on June 12, 2014 Carl Lambert is still quivering with soon-to-be-fulfilled anticipation about his damnable BID:

Let us know. Thanks,

And then … two weeks of unaccountable silence until June 27, 2014 when Mark Sokol can bear it no longer:⁷

310.396-8464 Dir

Carl Lambert, that same day, seems to be blaming the whole delay on Donald Freaking Duckworth who, you will recall, started off the whole conversation by not answering. He famously didn’t answer the CPRA request to which I obtained these very emails as a response for so long that I was forced to sue the fellow. So that it was all his fault and that his fault was incarnated as a failure to respond is exceedingly plausible, innit? And that’s why Carl Lambert is looking for a new consultant:

From: Carl Lambert <carl@lambertinc.com>
Date: Fri, Jun 27, 2014 at 4:47 PM
Subject: RE: Ocean Front Walk BID
To: Mark Sokol <mark@mphotel.com>, Debbie DynerHarris <debbie.dynerharris@lacity.org>
Cc: Miranda Paster <miranda.paster@lacity.org>, mark grant <mark.grant@lacity.org>

I have reached out to Don Duckworth and had no response. Are there other consultants that can help up do the math and guide the process? Carl

And that is how it came to pass that on June 27, 2014 Mike Bonin’s staffie Mark Grant sent this plaintive plea to El Duckworth, who seems to be known or at least thought of as fairly Christlike around CD11 secret headquarters:

Hi Don,

Are you going to be able to work with the Venice group? No pressure here but I’ve already told them that you walk on water.

Well, it would seem that El Duckie got the message because on June 30, 2017 he emailed Miranda Paster, Mark Grant, and Debbie Dyner Harris and said, yeah, I’m on the bus!⁸
Subject: I talked with Carl Lambert this AM.
From: Donald Duckworth <duckworth.donald@gmail.com>
Date: 06/30/2014 04:50 PM
To: Miranda Paster
CC: Mark Antonio Grant <mark.grant@lacity.org>, Debbie Dyner Harris <Debbie.DynerHarris@lacity.org>
BCC: Donald R Duckworth
And also with the Council Office. I think Carl is going to set up another meeting with his fellow property owners and I volunteered to attend and explain the dangers of trying to guess at assessment rates with no information.

So, I think that the issues we spoke of are addressed at this time.

And that’s where the discussion ends in the emails that I have. Clearly I’m working on filling the gaps with respect to the Venice Beach BID, but I sure didn’t expect to find new information here, and I double triple especially didn’t expect to have Mr. Donald Duckworth popping up like a muppet from a trash can, but that’s exactly what did happen! I’m sorry there’s no punch line here. This is pure primary sourcing at this point. Understanding for its own sake. Obviously if you made it this far down in the post you’re down with that!!

Image of Donald “El Duckie” Duckworth is ©2018 MichaelKohlhaas.Org and is migged and swigged outta a screenshot from this El Duckie here.

1. I mean most despised by me at the very moment I’m writing this sentence. The title shifts from BID to BID fairly rapidly and depends a lot on who you ask.
2. Forcing me, very much against my inclination, to file a petition asking a judge to tell her to start coughing up the damn goodies.
3. Because everything about Venice is interesting.
4. These emails are part of a huge release that the BIDdies recently sent me as a result of my having to sue the crap out of them. I have in no way finished processing these for publication, but I have managed to upload over a gigabyte of incredibly interesting stuff to Archive.org, and you can find it here:
   • Miki Payne 2013-2017
   • Duckworth/City of LA 2010
   • Duckworth/City of LA 2011
   • Duckworth/City of LA 2012
   • Duckworth/City of LA 2013
   • Duckworth/City of LA 2014
   • Duckworth/City of LA 2015
   • Duckworth/City of LA 2017
   • Duckworth/City of LA attachments to all the above
5. It’s possible, maybe even likely, that Bonin’s predecessor Bill Rosendahl was interested in forming a BID in Venice, but I have no hard evidence of that, not yet, anyway.
6. I don’t know yet if she was.
7. Obviously I don’t know for certain that there was silence for these two weeks. I don’t have any evidence of communication and the emails themselves discuss various lacks of response, but there may well be a lot of undiscovered evidence still to be gathered.
8. That’s the famous bus that you’re either on it or you’re off it.