Studio City BID Board Meeting Spectacular! — Legally Captured On Video For Your Amusement And Edification! — Board Member And Angry Clown Matthew Dunn Flips Out At Being Filmed! — Throws Tantrum! — Storms Out! — Like A Whiny Damn Baby! — This Is The Kind Of Person The City Of Los Angeles Entrusts Its Public Funds To! — Pedantically Incompetent Flunky Damian Gatto Almost Violates The Brown Act! — Saved At Last Moment By Emmy-Winning Zeck Dreck John Walker! — A Fun Time For All! — Or At Least For Me!

Oh for goodness sake, friends! Day before yesterday I took an astonishingly complex combination of public transit routes out to the the wild and untamed-by-rule-of-law hinterlands of Studio City to attend my very first meeting of the board of directors of the Studio City BID. And Lord, what a scene! What a raving conglomeration of angry white men! I have a serious topic to write about with respect to this meeting, but there are some things I have to take care of first, so it’ll have to wait. Thus, tonight, you get a lighthearted highlights slash bloopers reel of some of the oh so crazy antics of these oh so crazy folks.

When I first arrived in the meeting room1 there were board packets at every seat at the table. Board packets everywhere! Additionally, incompetently pedantic flunky Damien Gatto was shuffling self-importantly about the place so I asked him to see a copy of the packet. Now, I don’t tend to ask BIDdies for any favors, because what’s the point? And this request for a board packet to look at was not asking for a favor. The Brown Act at §54957.5 requires any materials distributed to the board for a meeting to be made available to the audience immediately.2

Evidently pedantically incompetent flunky Damian Gatto never heard about this, though, because, says he, he’s only going to give me the minutes and the agenda, and not the financials cause, says he, they’re secret. So I said “why” and he said, in a performative demonstration of his pedantry, his incompetence, “because we don’t have to, that’s why.” Hmmm. Gotta love the intense commitment to public service evinced by this pocky little sucker on the public tit, eh?

Anyway, he then stumbled off to his lair where, I am guessing, he was set straight by Emmy-award-winning zeck dreck John Walker,3 because when he came back with the goodies they did, lo and behold and so on, include the top secret financials. You can read that toppest secretest board packet, complete with the ultra-toppest ultra-secretest financials that spotty little minion Damian Gatto did not want you to see by clicking right here!

Now, that’s all interesting, I’m sure, but by now it’s not news that these rampaging BIDdies don’t have the first clue how the Brown Act works.4 This little incident, though, was far, far from being the weirdest, lunatic-est, most-signifying-of-a-delusional-level-of-cluelessness-est, incident at this meeting. Those honoraria go to the bizarre little hissy pitched by board member Matthew Dunn who, it seems, doesn’t like to have his picture taken5 even though the right to record meetings is explicitly guaranteed by the Brown Act.6 Turn the page for details, links, and, of course, a transcription!

In this aversion, by the way, Matthew Dunn is not so different from other unhinged antisocial BIDdies, like e.g. psychopathic rageball George Yu of the Chinatown BID7 or that unidentified but nevertheless diagnosable board member from the Arts District BID, who all, it seems, have deeply guilty consciences that make them hate being recorded. Super-genius angry clown Matthew Dunn tops all of these screaming mimis, though, in that, in his ungoverned rage at being filmed against his wishes he actually stormed out of his own meeting.

You can watch the lead-up to his tantrum right here or jump ahead right to the outstorming. This is a unique reaction in my experience, and somewhat self-defeating on Mister Matthew Dunn’s part. The City gives these BIDdies almost unlimited power to collect and spend money. Pretty much the only condition is that they have to make themselves subject to the Brown Act and the Public Records Act. They must find this to be a worthwhile tradeoff because it’s entirely voluntary on their part. And then the second someone wants to exercise rights guaranteed by the Brown Act and therefore agreed to voluntarily by the BID this guy walks out so that he doesn’t get to help spend the money?

Oh, and I almost forgot to mention! Check this other guy, whose name I didn’t get, who didn’t leave but he did sit there with a piece of paper in front of his face for most of the meeting. See him here in the lower left corner of the screen. Or jump straight to here where he forgets himself for an instant and puts the paper down. The kind of thing one learns at perp walks, I imagine. Anyway, I’ll close with a transcription, and keep your eyes or your RSS feed open for some big upcoming news about this creepy little Ventura Blvd BID!

Transcription of angry clown Matthew Dunn’s unhinged tantrum:


Matthew Dunn: I gotta know something. Why is this gentleman videotaping me? Why?

John Walker: Because he chooses to.

Tony Richman: Because he can.

MD: But, but, but, do you know who he is and why he’s doing it?

JW: Well, I don’t know why he’s doing it.

MD: Who is he?

JW: he’s an activist in the community, in the city of Los Angeles, he’s attending…

MD: And I think you should tell us that before somebody comes in here and does that.

JW: I didn’t have a chance to tell you the president knew.

MD: okay okay and but there’s no reason that this is happening?

JW: No, not that I know of.

MD: It’s weird as hell.

JW: And you’re on tape indicating that.

MD: You know, I’m gonna go. So. I’ll see you guys.


Image of Matthew Dunn is ©2018 MichaelKohlhaas.Org. Not only did we flip the dude out by filming him without asking but now we are copyrighting pictures of him. Just wait till we start selling the damn coffee mugs!

  1. Oh, wait till you hear about what happened before I arrived in the meeting room! It’s going to take a couple weeks for me to tell it, but it’s a really good story!
  2. 54957.5. (a) Notwithstanding Section 6255 or any other law, agendas of public meetings and any other writings, when distributed to all, or a majority of all, of the members of a legislative body of a local agency by any person in connection with a matter subject to discussion or consideration at an open meeting of the body, are disclosable public records under the California Public Records Act (Chapter 3.5 (commencing with Section 6250) of Division 7 of Title 1), and shall be made available upon request without delay. However, this section shall not include any writing exempt from public disclosure under Section 6253.5, 6254, 6254.3, 6254.7, 6254.15, 6254.16, 6254.22, or 6254.26.

    (b) (1) If a writing that is a public record under subdivision (a), and that relates to an agenda item for an open session of a regular meeting of the legislative body of a local agency, is distributed less than 72 hours prior to that meeting, the writing shall be made available for public inspection pursuant to paragraph (2) at the time the writing is distributed to all, or a majority of all, of the members of the body.

  3. I’m taking zeck dreck John Walker at his own word that he’s an Emmy award winner.
  4. The Studio City BIDdies’ misunderstandings of how the Brown Act works go far, far beyond this trivial yet amusing incident. As I’ve said before and as I’ll say again and as I’m saying now, stay tuned!
  5. Ordinarily I’d explain away such reluctance sympathetically by mentioning the possibility of having one’s soul stolen away and so forth but, in the absence of anything to steal away, such considerations don’t have any explanatory force when it comes to Matthew Dunn.
  6. At §54953.5(a), which states unequivocally that [a]ny person attending an open and public meeting of a legislative body of a local agency shall have the right to record the proceedings with an audio or video recorder or a still or motion picture camera in the absence of a reasonable finding by the legislative body of the local agency that the recording cannot continue without noise, illumination, or obstruction of view that constitutes, or would constitute, a persistent disruption of the proceedings.
  7. Now in the process of being sued into oblivion by your humble servant and various compatriots for his unhinged antisocial refusal to obey the Public Records Act.
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