South Park BID Employment Policy Forbids Its Staff From Revealing Their Salaries — These People Are Being Paid With Public Funds — So It’s Not Only Not Desirable To Keep Their Salaries Secret — It’s Actually Not Possible — Therefore We Are Going To Reveal Them All To You In This Post! — Every Last Freaking South Parkie Salary! — With Bonuses! — The Teaser Is That Josh Kreger — Who Is Director Of Quasi-Legal Real Estate Crapola Or Some Such Nonsense — Gets More Than $100,000 Per Year — You’d Think With That Kinda Money He Could Afford A Damn Razor!

Tonight I am presenting a new BIDdological source document for your analytical pleasure. It is the 2018 Employee Manual of the South Park Stakeholders Group which, as you may well know, is the designated property owners’ association for the South Park BID. Anyway, take a look. It’s full of the usual inconsequential nonsense for the most part, but still, this little bit caught my eye:


It is customary to maintain confidentiality regarding salary and compensation. Because so many different factors have been taken into consideration in determining your salary, it would be difficult to accurately compare your salary with those of fellow employees. Salary discussions and salary review questions should be limited to your supervisor, the Executive Director or President.

But this kind of thing is just silly when it comes to agencies, like the BID, that are subject to the Public Records Act. Obviously paying people creates records and obviously those records are public so obviously the salaries of people employed by agencies subject to the CPRA cannot be kept secret. This is why a website like Transparent California can exist.

Of course, Transparent California sets out to learn the salaries of public employees in California. On the other hand, our goal is to learn everything possible about the City’s BIDs. Sometimes we ask for salary information specifically, but other times it just turns up. You will, of course, remember the monumental release of SPBID Board member Bob Buente’s emails. Well right in there, unasked-for and just waiting to be discovered, was this little gem of an email conversation between Ellen Salome Riotto and the various members of the BID’s executive committee.1

The subject is Staff bonuses and the purpose is for the executive committee to approve them for December 2017. The BID seems to give each staffie 5% of their annual salary as a bonus and so, in order to have an informed discussion of the bonuses it’s necessary for the committee and Ellen Salome Riotto to discuss their salaries. And that’s how we know what they are, regardless of the SALARY CONFIDENTIALITY clause in the Employee Handbook. You know you wanna know what they are! Just turn the page and all will be revealed!

Staff member 2017 Salary 2017 Bonus
Ellen Salome Riotto $125,000 $6,250
Josh Kreger $100,000 $5,000
Katie Kiefer $72,000 $3,600
Wallis Locke $65,000 $3,250

Don’t forget that Katie Kiefer left the BID earlier this year and went to work for City Council’s rapiest repster, José Huizar. It’s too early for her to show up on Transparent California so I don’t have any quick way of finding out what she’s making now, but I hope it’s at least the same! Given recent developments, by the way, it may be that she picked a really inopportune time to make what must be essentially a lateral transfer.

And that, my friends, is the small scale big news for tonight. It’s not much, but it’s juicy. Everyone wants to know everyone’s salary. I guess they do, anyway. Now that I found out what these people are making and, knowing them as I do from reading their emails year after year after year, it’s a little disconcerting to find out that they’re mostly making a lot more money than I am. But then I suppose I just don’t have the skill set to be a zillionaire whisperer.

And I suppose that as bad as it might be for the bank balance, it’s way better for the state of my immortal soul. So at least there’s that. Oh, and if you’re wondering, there’s still a lot more juice to be squeezed from this set of Buentean emails, so stay freaking tuned, got it?!

Image of Josh Freaking Kreger is ©2018 MichaelKohlhaas.Org and check it for another more normal-ish looking version.

  1. I know I keep hinting at interesting things to come regarding this executive committee, and man, are they ever coming. Just not right now, but soon, soon, or at least quasi-soon. You can probably tell by the sparsity of blog posts how busy things have been around here.

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