How I Went To The Westchester Town Center BID Meeting Yesterday And Everyone Was So Freaking Nice — The Cops Explained How They Shoo The Wrong Kind Of People Out Of Westchester — And Everyone Smiled — The Trash Lady Explained How If Homeless People Sleep In Alleys Just Privatize Alleys — And Everyone Smiled — Bonus Question: Did You Know Criminals Rent Bird Scooters So They Can Scope Out Break-In Targets More Efficiently? — Zillionaires Think It’s True So It Must Be True!

Here’s how we got to this place. You will recall that, due to the unhinged intransigence of Donald Duckworth, zeck dreck of the Westchester Town Center BID, I was unwillingly forced to file a writ petition against his masters to get them to take their obligations under the California Public Records Act seriously just for one damn time. And I learned from the agenda for yesterday’s meeting that they were poised to hire the world’s angriest CPRA lawyer, Carol F. Humiston,1 to defend their case.2

Well, the doings of La Humiston interest me no end, as why shouldn’t they? So I hopped aboard the good old 115 east on Manchester out to Sepulveda right into the heart of occupied territory, attended the meeting, and, as per usual, filmed the whole thing and you can watch it here on YouTube or if you prefer free-as-in-freedom here on Archive.Org. And the Humiston episode turned out to be utterly anticlimactic. You can watch all very few seconds of it right here.

Basically El Duckworth just said that he and Karen Dial, hereditary president for life of the BID, had interviewed the ballistical barrister and they wanted to hire her.3 Then there was a motion and a second and the usual unanimity carried the day. Oh, snore. But the trip was by no means wasted! In fact, this BID turned out to be even more interesting than I expected it to be even accounting for the extreme level of interest that attends any situation with which Don Duckworth, the pirate king of BIDlandia, associates himself.4

As usual, the main points are summarized in the headline, and turn the page for all the details, links in to the video, and transcriptions that you could ever possibly desire!

But first some background! See, once upon a time Howard Drollinger, building on a small real estate empire started by his mom, Ella Drollinger, bought up every possible property he could in Westchester and became a bona fide zillionaire. When he died in 2006 he seems to have left beaucoup de buildings to his daughter Karen Dial who, to this very day, is in charge of everything5 including the Westchester BID, of which she is president.

And Karen Dial is not just one of your run-of-the-mill mammon-worshipping zillionaires, she also seems to worship at the altar of semiaboriginal semispirituality. Like e.g. when one enters her wholly-owned temple of mammon at 8929 S. Sepulveda, one is confronted with stickers notifying you that you’re entering a sacred space. And in her wholly-owned conference room, where no doubt all kinds of sinister plans are laid and also the BID meetings are held, one is confronted with a poster listing the Native American Ten Commandments.

Now, I have no doubt whatsoever that these are amongst the most egregious of new age spiritual fraudulent cultural appropriations, but nevertheless, the very last one says “Take full responsibility for your actions” so we can reasonably hold Karen Dial to them, fraudulent or not. And that brings us to the LAPD report at yesterday’s meeting.

These are always interesting, and always revealing. Unfortunately I have not time to discuss the officer’s recounting of crime statistics which, as is usually the case for the BIDdies, are both going up and going down at the same time,6 but check out this bit here when Officer Friendly explains how he’s keeping the BIDdies safe:

… when officers have their free time they will be coming in … when they’re not having radio calls they’re coming into this area to you know … to handle some of the … to just get extra patrol and more you know be more visible and whatnot along with Officer
[unintelligible] and her partner they’ve been coming into the Kohl’s parking lot area doing extra patrols we’ve been trying to shoo everybody out too that we know doesn’t have any business here but with the amount of people that are just it’s just like we’re basically we’re doing is we’re moving people around you know so it’s just one of those things …

And who are these people who “[don’t] have any business here?” when here is a public street and one doesn’t need to have any business to have business on a public street. Everybody has business on a public street and it’s nobody’s business what that business is. That’s a simple matter of treating all that dwell thereon with respect, innit?

We don’t have cops so that they can go about the place shooing law-abiding human beings out of any public space. And if the human beings are not law-abiding, they don’t need to be shooed, do they? And all the BIDdies were so happy to hear that there’s shooing going on because they’re never going to be the ones getting shooed, are they? So yeah, what a nice bunch of BIDdies, but the stuff being done in their name, the stuff they’re accepting in grateful silence, that’s not so nice.

And then on to the trash lady’s report. This is the representative from Athens Services I’m talking about. You can watch her whole report starting here, but boy, does it go on. The most important bit starts here, where she talks about how to deal with encampments:

I appreciate being here through the whole meeting because it’s nice to hear also from the police officers since we as Athens have found innovative ways to work with the police department as well because of some of the encampment issues that we have what that we’re seeing specifically in alleyways so Athens yeah as a company that just you know solely picks up your trash and recycling etc but we’re trying to really be a partner to make sure that the issues that the communities are facing when it comes to encampments or not being able to pick up the trash due to block block to alleyways or anything like that that we work closely with LAPD and with the council offices there’s opportunities to privatize alleyways …

Did you get that? The trash company wants to work with the Council office “to privatize alleyways” because they have homeless human beings sleeping in them. And what’s next, O trash company? Are we going to give the sidewalks to the zillionaires also because of the homeless? The streets? The parks? If we give it all to the zillionaires they’ll solve the homeless problem in no time at all. And this strategy certainly works. Just ask Las Vegas, where the casinos own all the sidewalks so no one can do anything on them that’s not OK with the casinos. Wouldn’t it be great to have that in Los Angeles?!7

And that, friends, is the story of my epic journey west on Mighty Manchester Blvd to the very heart of Westchesterian darkness to attend a BID meeting. Unfortunately I don’t even have time to discuss all the craziness. Just for instance, check out this dude claiming that Bird Scooters increase crime cause they make it easier for criminals to blend in while casing cars. I definitely don’t have time to discuss that!

Image of Karen Dial is ©2018 MichaelKohlhaas.Org and it’s a mogrified version of a screenshot from the damn video, innit?

  1. “F” for “freaking.” Get with the program.
  2. Although clearly their case is indefensible, but they’ll pay her ten or twenty thousand bucks to make them feel certain of that. And why shouldn’t they? It’s not like it’s their own money. And if she really gets them whipped up into they kind of self-righteous frenzy in which she specializes, their bills could hit the low six figures. At some point the City really needs to step in and tell these people to stop burning money to save their pride. Not that the Westchesties are doing that yet, but it does seem to be Humiston’s modus, don’t it?
  3. Not a word of apology for the fact that his weirdo incompetence avoidably conjured up the whole damn situation. But I suppose that’s to be expected.
  4. For once I’m not being sarcastic. Or at least not just sarcastic.
  5. As is usually the case with zillionaires, it was a little tricky to establish that Karen Dial is in charge of everything, but nevertheless I managed to pull it off. According to Drollinger’s 2006 obit his company is called H.B. Drollinger Co. However, there’s nothing by that name registered with the secretary of state. But a search of LLCs for “Drollinger” turns up a Ella L. Drollinger Company LLC. According to its official statement of information it’s owned by H.B.D. Incorporated and its office is at 8929 S. Sepulveda Blvd Ste. 130. According to the official statement of information of H.B.D Incorporated it is owned by Karen Dial and its office is at the same address. N.B. that’s the same office where yesterday’s BID meeting was held.
  6. The first being necessary to justify the BID’s existence, the second being necessary to show that the BID is worth the money it costs. The unfortunate fact that in reality a single number can’t be both higher and lower at the same time isn’t allowed to conflict with the officer’s claims. As always, there’s more than one number in play. There are as many numbers as necessary. These people are zillionaires, they’re not going to skimp on numbers. Numbers are cheap.
  7. Of course it would be great! Just ask Tony Hoover, for instance!

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